I've been acquiring condoms for the last 2 weeks, collecting every shape, colour, size, flavour on the market. I'd be unwrapping packets and checking the colour combinations in sex shops amongst bemused customers. One shop I came back to the next day, the manager asked how I got on. I said "They were great, I'll buy another 2 packs". With the look he gave me, I think I'm the first customer to buy 48 condoms in 24 hours.